Are you good or are you good? You must have some practice blowing up things!
At first I was thinking, “What is this rigmarole? Are we the Adventurers' Guild or the Mummers' Guild?” But the energy of the crowd has me all turned around!
I've done my share of helping out with guild functions. That's why I ended up a chaperone. But let's face it, I'm just a mote in the beam. This faire has a life of its own, you know?
Something about the energy of clashing personalities. I mean, that prim plum Mayaru Moyaru was either going to garrote Haermaga for his crazy ideas, or they were going to come up with a pretty fine event. And that's what happened, right? The cannon thing?
Same with the rest of us, me and Ethelia included. An elbst-mad phlegm needle she may be, but Sister Thel's all right. I tell you, what a faire this year! It has such...such heart. Beats me how it happened!
Here's your take for the show, by the way. Well deserved! Come back any time if you miss the gunpowder─and bacon fat. I'll keep the mortars packed for you!
Another blistering performance! Keep up the good energy, and come back any time.