Fortunate to hatch before being eaten by lizards. Unfortunate to fall from its nest before learning to fly. Fortunate to land in an empty treasure coffer. Unfortunate to still be in said coffer as it is filled with booty and locked up again. Fortunate to be plundered...by you.
The disbelieving cries of our foe will be as the sweetest birdsong. - Yadovv Gah