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{{Dialoguebox3|Dialogue=This is the outer most text
 
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                  if (IsEnableThe1stLetterMoogle) false then:=  Every day, I train and toil that I might one day be as peerlessly proficient at my profession as the postmoogle I met in my dreams, kupo!
 
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Every day, I train and toil that I might one day be as peerlessly proficient at my profession as the postmoogle I met in my dreams, kupo!
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if (IsHowTo) (HOWTO_MOGLETTER) is false then=
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Greetings, tall one! I'm a delivery moogle, kupo!
 
Oh, I know what you're thinking. “Moogles are supposed to hide in trees and avoid contact with outsiders! Why ever would they agree to carry about letters?”
 
Oh, I know what you're thinking. “Moogles are supposed to hide in trees and avoid contact with outsiders! Why ever would they agree to carry about letters?”
 
"Why" indeed! If I had my way, I'd be curled up under the canopy of a nice oak dreaming about some beautiful mooglette with a rainbow-colored pom-pom, kupo!
 
"Why" indeed! If I had my way, I'd be curled up under the canopy of a nice oak dreaming about some beautiful mooglette with a rainbow-colored pom-pom, kupo!
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That is, until the little horned ones asked us to assist them by delivering messages. At first we were wary of showing ourselves, worried that one of you might catch and skin us, like you do every other forest furry. But once we saw how much we were appreciated, we knew we'd found our new calling!
 
That is, until the little horned ones asked us to assist them by delivering messages. At first we were wary of showing ourselves, worried that one of you might catch and skin us, like you do every other forest furry. But once we saw how much we were appreciated, we knew we'd found our new calling!
 
And I personally promise to try and not read any along the way, kupo!
 
And I personally promise to try and not read any along the way, kupo!
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Greetings and salutations! Wondering why I'm wearing this funny hat and toting around this oversized bag, kupo? Well, it just so happens that I had a dream the other night. A dream of moogles like me who spent their days delivering letters to travelers like you.
 
Greetings and salutations! Wondering why I'm wearing this funny hat and toting around this oversized bag, kupo? Well, it just so happens that I had a dream the other night. A dream of moogles like me who spent their days delivering letters to travelers like you.
 
I thought, I could do that─so here I am! Should Feo Ul happen to receive any missives or epistles for you from beyond, I'll ensure that they safely find their way into your hands, kupo.
 
I thought, I could do that─so here I am! Should Feo Ul happen to receive any missives or epistles for you from beyond, I'll ensure that they safely find their way into your hands, kupo.
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While I'd love nothing more than to deliver a letter to my proud protégé, I fear there is nothing for you today, kupo.
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There's a smile made of <Switch(PlayerParameter(71))><Case(1)>sunshine</Case><Case(2)>starlight</Case><Case(3)>puppy fat</Case><Case(4)>milk and honey</Case><Case(5)>iron and ice</Case><Case(6)>fire and blood</Case><Case(7)>steel</Case><Case(8)>moonbeams</Case></Switch>! I can deny you nothing─except new letters. There are none, kupo.
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if (IsQuestCompleted) (CLEAR_QUEST0) is true then=
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Well, if it isn't our favorite delivery <Switch(PlayerParameter(71))><Case(1)>Hyur</Case><Case(2)>Elezen</Case><Case(3)>Lalafell</Case><Case(4)>Miqo'te</Case><Case(5)>Roegadyn</Case><Case(6)>Au Ra</Case><Case(7)>Hrothgar</Case><Case(8)>Viera</Case></Switch>! No new letters for you today, kupo!
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No new letters for you today, kupo!
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Why, hello! {{Loremforename}} {{Loremsurname}}, was it? I'm afraid I don't have any letters for you today. If I did, of course, I'd deliver them to you with speed and gusto!
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Kupo-ho-ho! I'm pleased to say that I have <If(Equal(IntegerParameter(1),1))>a new letter<Else/><If(IntegerParameter(1))><If(LessThanOrEqualTo(IntegerParameter(1),10))><Switch(IntegerParameter(1))><Case(1)>one</Case><Case(2)>two</Case><Case(3)>three</Case><Case(4)>four</Case><Case(5)>five</Case><Case(6)>six</Case><Case(7)>seven</Case><Case(8)>eight</Case><Case(9)>nine</Case><Case(10)>ten</Case></Switch><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If> new letters</If> for you, my most proficient pupil!
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Our loyal assistant is rewarded for {{Loremtextmale|his|her}} persistence! <If(Equal(IntegerParameter(1),1))>A new letter has arrived<Else/><Clickable(<If(IntegerParameter(1))><If(LessThanOrEqualTo(IntegerParameter(1),10))><Switch(IntegerParameter(1))><Case(1)>one</Case><Case(2)>two</Case><Case(3)>three</Case><Case(4)>four</Case><Case(5)>five</Case><Case(6)>six</Case><Case(7)>seven</Case><Case(8)>eight</Case><Case(9)>nine</Case><Case(10)>ten</Case></Switch><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If>)/> new letters have arrived</If> for you, kupo.
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Look what we have here! <If(Equal(IntegerParameter(1),1))>A new letter has arrived<Else/><Clickable(<If(IntegerParameter(1))><If(LessThanOrEqualTo(IntegerParameter(1),10))><Switch(IntegerParameter(1))><Case(1)>one</Case><Case(2)>two</Case><Case(3)>three</Case><Case(4)>four</Case><Case(5)>five</Case><Case(6)>six</Case><Case(7)>seven</Case><Case(8)>eight</Case><Case(9)>nine</Case><Case(10)>ten</Case></Switch><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If>)/> new letters have arrived</If> for our favorite assistant.
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Look what we have here! <If(Equal(IntegerParameter(1),1))>A new letter has arrived<Else/><Clickable(<If(IntegerParameter(1))><If(LessThanOrEqualTo(IntegerParameter(1),10))><Switch(IntegerParameter(1))><Case(1)>one</Case><Case(2)>two</Case><Case(3)>three</Case><Case(4)>four</Case><Case(5)>five</Case><Case(6)>six</Case><Case(7)>seven</Case><Case(8)>eight</Case><Case(9)>nine</Case><Case(10)>ten</Case></Switch><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If>)/> new letters have arrived</If> just for you, kupo!
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Let me see now... Why, yes! I do have <If(Equal(IntegerParameter(1),1))>a new letter<Else/><If(IntegerParameter(1))><If(LessThanOrEqualTo(IntegerParameter(1),10))><Switch(IntegerParameter(1))><Case(1)>one</Case><Case(2)>two</Case><Case(3)>three</Case><Case(4)>four</Case><Case(5)>five</Case><Case(6)>six</Case><Case(7)>seven</Case><Case(8)>eight</Case><Case(9)>nine</Case><Case(10)>ten</Case></Switch><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If> new letters</If> addressed to {{Loremforename}} {{Loremsurname}}. Isn't today your lucky day, kupo?
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Your mailbox is a complete and utter mess! There wasn't any room left, so I had to send back <If(Equal(IntegerParameter(1),1))>a letter<Else/><If(IntegerParameter(1))><If(LessThanOrEqualTo(IntegerParameter(1),10))><Switch(IntegerParameter(1))><Case(1)>one</Case><Case(2)>two</Case><Case(3)>three</Case><Case(4)>four</Case><Case(5)>five</Case><Case(6)>six</Case><Case(7)>seven</Case><Case(8)>eight</Case><Case(9)>nine</Case><Case(10)>ten</Case></Switch><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If> letters</If>, kupo! To see my prized pupil be so careless─why, it brings a tear to my eye...
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Your mailbox is a complete and utter mess! There wasn't any room left, so I had to send back <If(Equal(IntegerParameter(1),1))>a letter<Else/><If(IntegerParameter(1))><If(LessThanOrEqualTo(IntegerParameter(1),10))><Switch(IntegerParameter(1))><Case(1)>one</Case><Case(2)>two</Case><Case(3)>three</Case><Case(4)>four</Case><Case(5)>five</Case><Case(6)>six</Case><Case(7)>seven</Case><Case(8)>eight</Case><Case(9)>nine</Case><Case(10)>ten</Case></Switch><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If> letters</If>, kupo! The phrontists say that a letter carrier with an unkempt mailbox is like a barber with an unbled cousin...
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Your mailbox is a complete and utter mess! There wasn't any room left, so I had to send back <If(Equal(IntegerParameter(1),1))>a letter<Else/><If(IntegerParameter(1))><If(LessThanOrEqualTo(IntegerParameter(1),10))><Switch(IntegerParameter(1))><Case(1)>one</Case><Case(2)>two</Case><Case(3)>three</Case><Case(4)>four</Case><Case(5)>five</Case><Case(6)>six</Case><Case(7)>seven</Case><Case(8)>eight</Case><Case(9)>nine</Case><Case(10)>ten</Case></Switch><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If> letters</If>, kupo! Perhaps you've been spending too much time delivering others' letters and not enough attending to your own?
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Your mailbox is a complete and utter mess! There wasn't any room left, so I had to send back <If(Equal(IntegerParameter(1),1))>a letter<Else/><If(IntegerParameter(1))><If(LessThanOrEqualTo(IntegerParameter(1),10))><Switch(IntegerParameter(1))><Case(1)>one</Case><Case(2)>two</Case><Case(3)>three</Case><Case(4)>four</Case><Case(5)>five</Case><Case(6)>six</Case><Case(7)>seven</Case><Case(8)>eight</Case><Case(9)>nine</Case><Case(10)>ten</Case></Switch><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If> letters</If>, kupo!
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Your mailbox is filling up fast! You should do something about it quick, or I won't be able to fit in any more letters, kupo!
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A consummate carrier like yourself letting {{Loremtextmale|his|her}} mailbox go unattended? This simply won't do, kupo! Do some cleaning, and with haste, lest there be no room for new deliveries!
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Your mailbox is filling up fast! I won't be able to fit in any more letters unless you do something, kupo! And then where will you be?
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Your mailbox is filling up fast! You should do something about it quick, or I won't be able to fit in any more letters! I would have expected our favorite assistant to be more organized, kupo!
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                        if (IsQuestCompleted) (CLEAR_QUEST2) true then=While I'd love nothing more than to deliver a letter to my proud protégé, I fear there is nothing for you today, kupo.
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Your mailbox is filling up fast! You should do something about it quick, or I won't be able to fit in any more letters, kupo!
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                  else if (IsQuestCompleted) (CLEAR_QUEST1) true then = There's a smile made of <Switch(PlayerParameter(71))><Case(1)>sunshine</Case><Case(2)>starlight</Case><Case(3)>puppy fat</Case><Case(4)>milk and honey</Case><Case(5)>iron and ice</Case><Case(6)>fire and blood</Case><Case(7)>steel</Case><Case(8)>moonbeams</Case></Switch>! I can deny you nothing─except new letters. There are none, kupo.
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                  else if (IsQuestCompleted) (CLEAR_QUEST0) true then = Well, if it isn't our favorite delivery <Switch(PlayerParameter(71))><Case(1)>Hyur</Case><Case(2)>Elezen</Case><Case(3)>Lalafell</Case><Case(4)>Miqo'te</Case><Case(5)>Roegadyn</Case><Case(6)>Au Ra</Case><Case(7)>Hrothgar</Case><Case(8)>Viera</Case></Switch>! No new letters for you today, kupo!
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                  else = No new letters for you today, kupo!
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Your mailbox is filling up fast! You should do something about it quick, or I won't be able to fit in any more letters!
 
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I must convey my congratulations again! Where once stood a rank amateur, now stands a veritable maestro of mail carrying, kupo. The countless postmoogles you have inspired are carrying your torch well. We may call upon you again, but until that day─stay safe in your adventures!
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Your postal prowess has earned you carrier level <If(IntegerParameter(1))><If(LessThanOrEqualTo(IntegerParameter(1),10))><Switch(IntegerParameter(1))><Case(1)>one</Case><Case(2)>two</Case><Case(3)>three</Case><Case(4)>four</Case><Case(5)>five</Case><Case(6)>six</Case><Case(7)>seven</Case><Case(8)>eight</Case><Case(9)>nine</Case><Case(10)>ten</Case></Switch><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If>, kupo! A letter carrier's heart is a restless one, always thinking of the next job. If the deputy postmoogle has another letter for you, he'll be outside Limsa Lominsa's Bulwark Hall. Run to him, kupo. Run, don't walk!
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Your speedy and accurate deliveries have earned you carrier level <If(IntegerParameter(1))><If(LessThanOrEqualTo(IntegerParameter(1),10))><Switch(IntegerParameter(1))><Case(1)>one</Case><Case(2)>two</Case><Case(3)>three</Case><Case(4)>four</Case><Case(5)>five</Case><Case(6)>six</Case><Case(7)>seven</Case><Case(8)>eight</Case><Case(9)>nine</Case><Case(10)>ten</Case></Switch><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If>, kupo! And yet, a delivery moogle's work is never done. Should you see the deputy postmoogle outside Limsa Lominsa's Bulwark Hall, that's your sign that we have another job for you!
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Feo Ul was saying that the delivery moogles from “beyond”─wherever that is, kupo─have high hopes for you! I wonder if they have high hopes for me, too?
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Your unflagging dedication to letter delivery has earned you carrier level <If(IntegerParameter(1))><If(LessThanOrEqualTo(IntegerParameter(1),10))><Switch(IntegerParameter(1))><Case(1)>one</Case><Case(2)>two</Case><Case(3)>three</Case><Case(4)>four</Case><Case(5)>five</Case><Case(6)>six</Case><Case(7)>seven</Case><Case(8)>eight</Case><Case(9)>nine</Case><Case(10)>ten</Case></Switch><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If>, kupo! I'm not certain what that means, I'm afraid, but Feo Ul insisted that I pass on the word. They also mentioned that if you're looking for more work, you should speak to the moogle who looks like me, but lives by the sea beyond.
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Revision as of 10:02, 12 June 2021

Every day, I train and toil that I might one day be as peerlessly proficient at my profession as the postmoogle I met in my dreams, kupo!

Greetings, tall one! I'm a delivery moogle, kupo! Oh, I know what you're thinking. “Moogles are supposed to hide in trees and avoid contact with outsiders! Why ever would they agree to carry about letters?” "Why" indeed! If I had my way, I'd be curled up under the canopy of a nice oak dreaming about some beautiful mooglette with a rainbow-colored pom-pom, kupo! But no, the moon had to go and drop from the sky, causing all of that terrible commotion! Aetherytes were shattered and linkpearls rendered useless. For moons, the poor, wingless people of Eorzea had no way of communicating with each other...beyond screaming at the top of their lungs, which no one really approved of, kupo. That is, until the little horned ones asked us to assist them by delivering messages. At first we were wary of showing ourselves, worried that one of you might catch and skin us, like you do every other forest furry. But once we saw how much we were appreciated, we knew we'd found our new calling! And I personally promise to try and not read any along the way, kupo!

Greetings and salutations! Wondering why I'm wearing this funny hat and toting around this oversized bag, kupo? Well, it just so happens that I had a dream the other night. A dream of moogles like me who spent their days delivering letters to travelers like you. I thought, I could do that─so here I am! Should Feo Ul happen to receive any missives or epistles for you from beyond, I'll ensure that they safely find their way into your hands, kupo.

While I'd love nothing more than to deliver a letter to my proud protégé, I fear there is nothing for you today, kupo.

There's a smile made of <Switch(PlayerParameter(71))><Case(1)>sunshine</Case><Case(2)>starlight</Case><Case(3)>puppy fat</Case><Case(4)>milk and honey</Case><Case(5)>iron and ice</Case><Case(6)>fire and blood</Case><Case(7)>steel</Case><Case(8)>moonbeams</Case></Switch>! I can deny you nothing─except new letters. There are none, kupo.

Well, if it isn't our favorite delivery <Switch(PlayerParameter(71))><Case(1)>Hyur</Case><Case(2)>Elezen</Case><Case(3)>Lalafell</Case><Case(4)>Miqo'te</Case><Case(5)>Roegadyn</Case><Case(6)>Au Ra</Case><Case(7)>Hrothgar</Case><Case(8)>Viera</Case></Switch>! No new letters for you today, kupo!

No new letters for you today, kupo!

Why, hello! Forename Surname, was it? I'm afraid I don't have any letters for you today. If I did, of course, I'd deliver them to you with speed and gusto!

Kupo-ho-ho! I'm pleased to say that I have <If(Equal(IntegerParameter(1),1))>a new letter<Else/><If(IntegerParameter(1))><If(LessThanOrEqualTo(IntegerParameter(1),10))><Switch(IntegerParameter(1))><Case(1)>one</Case><Case(2)>two</Case><Case(3)>three</Case><Case(4)>four</Case><Case(5)>five</Case><Case(6)>six</Case><Case(7)>seven</Case><Case(8)>eight</Case><Case(9)>nine</Case><Case(10)>ten</Case></Switch><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If> new letters</If> for you, my most proficient pupil!

Our loyal assistant is rewarded for his persistence! <If(Equal(IntegerParameter(1),1))>A new letter has arrived<Else/><Clickable(<If(IntegerParameter(1))><If(LessThanOrEqualTo(IntegerParameter(1),10))><Switch(IntegerParameter(1))><Case(1)>one</Case><Case(2)>two</Case><Case(3)>three</Case><Case(4)>four</Case><Case(5)>five</Case><Case(6)>six</Case><Case(7)>seven</Case><Case(8)>eight</Case><Case(9)>nine</Case><Case(10)>ten</Case></Switch><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If>)/> new letters have arrived</If> for you, kupo.

Look what we have here! <If(Equal(IntegerParameter(1),1))>A new letter has arrived<Else/><Clickable(<If(IntegerParameter(1))><If(LessThanOrEqualTo(IntegerParameter(1),10))><Switch(IntegerParameter(1))><Case(1)>one</Case><Case(2)>two</Case><Case(3)>three</Case><Case(4)>four</Case><Case(5)>five</Case><Case(6)>six</Case><Case(7)>seven</Case><Case(8)>eight</Case><Case(9)>nine</Case><Case(10)>ten</Case></Switch><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If>)/> new letters have arrived</If> for our favorite assistant.

Look what we have here! <If(Equal(IntegerParameter(1),1))>A new letter has arrived<Else/><Clickable(<If(IntegerParameter(1))><If(LessThanOrEqualTo(IntegerParameter(1),10))><Switch(IntegerParameter(1))><Case(1)>one</Case><Case(2)>two</Case><Case(3)>three</Case><Case(4)>four</Case><Case(5)>five</Case><Case(6)>six</Case><Case(7)>seven</Case><Case(8)>eight</Case><Case(9)>nine</Case><Case(10)>ten</Case></Switch><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If>)/> new letters have arrived</If> just for you, kupo!

Let me see now... Why, yes! I do have <If(Equal(IntegerParameter(1),1))>a new letter<Else/><If(IntegerParameter(1))><If(LessThanOrEqualTo(IntegerParameter(1),10))><Switch(IntegerParameter(1))><Case(1)>one</Case><Case(2)>two</Case><Case(3)>three</Case><Case(4)>four</Case><Case(5)>five</Case><Case(6)>six</Case><Case(7)>seven</Case><Case(8)>eight</Case><Case(9)>nine</Case><Case(10)>ten</Case></Switch><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If> new letters</If> addressed to Forename Surname. Isn't today your lucky day, kupo?

Your mailbox is a complete and utter mess! There wasn't any room left, so I had to send back <If(Equal(IntegerParameter(1),1))>a letter<Else/><If(IntegerParameter(1))><If(LessThanOrEqualTo(IntegerParameter(1),10))><Switch(IntegerParameter(1))><Case(1)>one</Case><Case(2)>two</Case><Case(3)>three</Case><Case(4)>four</Case><Case(5)>five</Case><Case(6)>six</Case><Case(7)>seven</Case><Case(8)>eight</Case><Case(9)>nine</Case><Case(10)>ten</Case></Switch><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If> letters</If>, kupo! To see my prized pupil be so careless─why, it brings a tear to my eye...

Your mailbox is a complete and utter mess! There wasn't any room left, so I had to send back <If(Equal(IntegerParameter(1),1))>a letter<Else/><If(IntegerParameter(1))><If(LessThanOrEqualTo(IntegerParameter(1),10))><Switch(IntegerParameter(1))><Case(1)>one</Case><Case(2)>two</Case><Case(3)>three</Case><Case(4)>four</Case><Case(5)>five</Case><Case(6)>six</Case><Case(7)>seven</Case><Case(8)>eight</Case><Case(9)>nine</Case><Case(10)>ten</Case></Switch><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If> letters</If>, kupo! The phrontists say that a letter carrier with an unkempt mailbox is like a barber with an unbled cousin...

Your mailbox is a complete and utter mess! There wasn't any room left, so I had to send back <If(Equal(IntegerParameter(1),1))>a letter<Else/><If(IntegerParameter(1))><If(LessThanOrEqualTo(IntegerParameter(1),10))><Switch(IntegerParameter(1))><Case(1)>one</Case><Case(2)>two</Case><Case(3)>three</Case><Case(4)>four</Case><Case(5)>five</Case><Case(6)>six</Case><Case(7)>seven</Case><Case(8)>eight</Case><Case(9)>nine</Case><Case(10)>ten</Case></Switch><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If> letters</If>, kupo! Perhaps you've been spending too much time delivering others' letters and not enough attending to your own?

Your mailbox is a complete and utter mess! There wasn't any room left, so I had to send back <If(Equal(IntegerParameter(1),1))>a letter<Else/><If(IntegerParameter(1))><If(LessThanOrEqualTo(IntegerParameter(1),10))><Switch(IntegerParameter(1))><Case(1)>one</Case><Case(2)>two</Case><Case(3)>three</Case><Case(4)>four</Case><Case(5)>five</Case><Case(6)>six</Case><Case(7)>seven</Case><Case(8)>eight</Case><Case(9)>nine</Case><Case(10)>ten</Case></Switch><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If> letters</If>, kupo!

Your mailbox is filling up fast! You should do something about it quick, or I won't be able to fit in any more letters, kupo!

A consummate carrier like yourself letting his mailbox go unattended? This simply won't do, kupo! Do some cleaning, and with haste, lest there be no room for new deliveries!

Your mailbox is filling up fast! I won't be able to fit in any more letters unless you do something, kupo! And then where will you be?

Your mailbox is filling up fast! You should do something about it quick, or I won't be able to fit in any more letters! I would have expected our favorite assistant to be more organized, kupo!

Your mailbox is filling up fast! You should do something about it quick, or I won't be able to fit in any more letters, kupo!

Your mailbox is filling up fast! You should do something about it quick, or I won't be able to fit in any more letters!

I must convey my congratulations again! Where once stood a rank amateur, now stands a veritable maestro of mail carrying, kupo. The countless postmoogles you have inspired are carrying your torch well. We may call upon you again, but until that day─stay safe in your adventures! Your postal prowess has earned you carrier level <If(IntegerParameter(1))><If(LessThanOrEqualTo(IntegerParameter(1),10))><Switch(IntegerParameter(1))><Case(1)>one</Case><Case(2)>two</Case><Case(3)>three</Case><Case(4)>four</Case><Case(5)>five</Case><Case(6)>six</Case><Case(7)>seven</Case><Case(8)>eight</Case><Case(9)>nine</Case><Case(10)>ten</Case></Switch><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If>, kupo! A letter carrier's heart is a restless one, always thinking of the next job. If the deputy postmoogle has another letter for you, he'll be outside Limsa Lominsa's Bulwark Hall. Run to him, kupo. Run, don't walk!

Your speedy and accurate deliveries have earned you carrier level <If(IntegerParameter(1))><If(LessThanOrEqualTo(IntegerParameter(1),10))><Switch(IntegerParameter(1))><Case(1)>one</Case><Case(2)>two</Case><Case(3)>three</Case><Case(4)>four</Case><Case(5)>five</Case><Case(6)>six</Case><Case(7)>seven</Case><Case(8)>eight</Case><Case(9)>nine</Case><Case(10)>ten</Case></Switch><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If>, kupo! And yet, a delivery moogle's work is never done. Should you see the deputy postmoogle outside Limsa Lominsa's Bulwark Hall, that's your sign that we have another job for you!

Feo Ul was saying that the delivery moogles from “beyond”─wherever that is, kupo─have high hopes for you! I wonder if they have high hopes for me, too? |-| else = Your unflagging dedication to letter delivery has earned you carrier level <If(IntegerParameter(1))><If(LessThanOrEqualTo(IntegerParameter(1),10))><Switch(IntegerParameter(1))><Case(1)>one</Case><Case(2)>two</Case><Case(3)>three</Case><Case(4)>four</Case><Case(5)>five</Case><Case(6)>six</Case><Case(7)>seven</Case><Case(8)>eight</Case><Case(9)>nine</Case><Case(10)>ten</Case></Switch><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If><Else/><Value>IntegerParameter(1)</Value></If>, kupo! I'm not certain what that means, I'm afraid, but Feo Ul insisted that I pass on the word. They also mentioned that if you're looking for more work, you should speak to the moogle who looks like me, but lives by the sea beyond. }} }} }} }}

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