Here to board the airship, are you? Hmph!
Are you one of those sweat-stained soldiers? Or a shipbuilder with nothing better to do than spend all day hammering nails so fervently as to give the impression they have personally wronged you? Hmm? Which is it?
Why it was decided that you all be given lifetime passes for whatever shoddy work was performed is beyond me. Not that it is any concern of mine, of course. Riffraff is riffraff.
<sigh> I am duty-bound to inform you that all passengers are to be guided from here to the uppermost level of Eulmore where the airship landing is situated. Only those granted permission to board may pass beyond this point.
Alas, the powers that be have neglected to provide me with a proper reception area, and I am relegated to standing upright for bells on end like some wretched footman. <sigh> If you are quite done boring me, your airship awaits. Sir