An Illuminati Incident

Mainquest1 Icon.png Lv. 58   An Illuminati Incident
Quest
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Rewardsicon.png Rewards
XP Gil
Expicon.png81,600 Gil Icon.png760
Optional Rewards
 
 
 
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Informationicon.png Description
Slowfix has the look of a goblin who is about to ask a favor.
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Issuing NPC: Slowfix
Idyllshire  (7-6)
Type: Main Scenario
Unlocks: Sidequest1 Icon.pngA Bum Rap,
Sidequest1 Icon.pngEbb and Aetherflow,
Sidequest1 Icon.pngFeltsmox Switches Bait,
Mainquest1 Icon.pngLeaving Idyllshire,
Sidequest1 Icon.pngThe Golden Rule,
Sidequest1 Icon.pngThe Pick of the Bunch,
Sidequest1 Icon.pngThe Vangob Job
Requirements
Quest: Mainquest1 Icon.pngGolems Begone
Lore & Dialogue
Loremonger:An Illuminati Incident
NPCs Involved: Y'shtolaBrayflox Alltalks
Mobs Involved: Goblin TinkererGoblin SharpshooterKing Gobtank G-IV
Journal
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  • Though you have already fulfilled your part of the bargain in eliminating the golems, Slowfix begs you to oblige him one more favor: rescue his friend who has ventured into Illuminati-held territory. Make your way to the Makers' Quarter and find the reckless goblin before it is too late.
  • Slowfix's goblin friend is revealed to be none other than Brayflox; no sooner do you locate her than Illuminati forces appear, bent on bloody retribution for their stolen cheese recipe. Together with Alphinaud and Y'shtola, you succeed in putting the enemy to rout, and Brayflox resumes scavenging for junk without skipping a beat.
  • Whatever the feud between Brayflox and the Illuminati was about, the end result is that you have fulfilled Slowfix's request. Return to Idyllshire and report your success to the goblin.
  • Slowfix thanks you profusely for rescuing Brayflox. Her antics, it would seem, are considered offbeat even by goblin standards.
Transcript
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The Dravanian Hinterlands[edit]

The Collectors' Quarter[edit]

Idyllshire[edit]

Pssshkohhh... Uplanders helped gobbieflock, earned right to be citizens of Idyllshire. But Slowfix must ask another favor.
...Another favor, you say?
Short time ago, dear friend of Slowfix ventured into Illuminati territory. Illuminati are nasty goblins, show no mercy even towards gobbiekin. Slowfix fears for friend's life. Please find friend before Illuminati do.
I am suddenly taken by a sense of foreboding.
Be that as it may, we cannot turn a blind eye. Let us make haste and find Slowfix's friend.


The Makers' Quarter[edit]

Pshhh... Shkohhh... Goodly uplander! Long time no eyecatch! What is bringing uplander here? <gasp> Does uplander have lustyeyes for junk of Brayflox? Uplander must not be touching junk of Brayflox! Brayflox is finding junk first!
I knew I recognized that voice... Greetings, Brayflox. It has been a while. Forgive us for interrupting your work, but Captain Wheiskaet gave me to understand that you are marked by the Illuminati. This happens to be Illuminati-held territory. Is it wise to be here?
Pshhhawww! Brayflox eat Illuminati for sunupses!
Pshhhkohhh... Who eats who for sunupses?
Uwaaah!
Brayflox Alltalks! Unwise you are to come here after dirty-taking secret knowings of cheesemake from Illuminati!
Brayflox did no unright! Cheese recipe is gobbie birthright!
Save tongueflaps for trading in deathpit! Pray to gobfathers, for punishment is neartimes!
It appears we have no choice...
Pssshkoh! Brayflox showy-do Illuminati gobbie trick or two!
To deathpit with you!
Whatever this is about, Brayflox needs our help!
Tremble before might of Illuminati!
Whence came all these bombs!?
Spill bladder not over unstrong firebooms of Illuminati!
M-More lentfists!?
Yet more of them! At this rate...
Now seems as good a time as any... I shall invoke a spell!
Pray keep the enemy at bay!
Undying earth...
Nourishing water...
Ride ye wind...
and become as light!
Aether, to me!
It...it is done...
Amazing... How did you learn such a potent spell?
Huzzah! Uplander is Brayflox's ironfist!
Shkoh... Brayflox is remembering busydeal...
My strength is spent...
I was...unready…
Psssheehee! Illuminati no match for furious gobfists of Brayflox! More junk is awaiting Brayflox muchly! Brayflox is taking leave of uplanders!
Being embroiled in a cheese war was the last thing I expected coming to Sharlayan. At any rate, we have fulfilled Slowfix's request. Let us return with the good tidings and be on our way.
So that was the famous Brayflox... I have newfound respect for the Company of Heroes. That a motley crew such as theirs could achieve the feats they did bespeaks unwavering solidarity.


The Dravanian Hinterlands[edit]

The Collectors' Quarter[edit]

Idyllshire[edit]

I had known that Y'shtola was capable, but to invoke such potent magicks so effortlessly... I must needs redouble my efforts if I am to approach her level of mastery.
One does not simply “drift” in the Lifestream; it is a constant struggle to hold on to your very essence. The experience has hardened me in ways I can ill explain.
Uplanders are back! Did uplanders find friend of Slowfix? Pshkohhh... Time has not cured recklessness of Brayflox. Without help from uplanders, Brayflox would now be dead gobbie. Slowfix owes uplanders debt of gratitude! Slowfix and Brayflox are joined by unseverable gobbiebond. If Slowfix had known that uplanders are friends of Brayflox, Slowfix would have welcomed uplanders to gobbieflock at first meeting!
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