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An Illuminati Incident

Mainquest1 Icon.png Lv. 58   An Illuminati Incident

Journal detail hr1 07.png Acquisition
This quest requires you to fight enemies in a level 60 instance with a 30 minute time limit.
Slowfix: Idyllshire - Stickqix's Bangpots (x:7.6, y:6.6)

Map33 Icon.pngClosest Aetheryte: Idyllshire

Journal detail hr1 08.png Requirements
071201.png58Golems BegoneMainquest1 Icon.png Golems Begone (Level 58)

Spacer2.png Any Disciple of War or Magic (excluding limited jobs) (Level 58)

Journal detail hr1 03.png Rewards

Experience Points

Birch Longbow
Adamantite Revolver
Aurum Regis Longpole
Book of Aurum Regis
Heavens' Eye Materia IV
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Journal detail hr1 04.png Description
Slowfix has the look of a goblin who is about to ask a favor.
Journal detail hr1 01.png Objectives
  • Search for Slowfix's friend in the Makers' Quarter.
  • Protect Brayflox!
Journal detail hr1 02.png Unlocks Quests
071201.png58Leaving IdyllshireMainquest1 Icon.png Leaving Idyllshire (Level 58)
071221.png58A Bum RapSidequest1 Icon.png A Bum Rap (Level 58)
071221.png58Administrative DifficultiesSidequest1 Icon.png Administrative Difficulties (Level 58)
071221.png58Red TapeSidequest1 Icon.png Red Tape (Level 58)
071221.png58The Golden RuleSidequest1 Icon.png The Golden Rule (Level 58)
071221.png58The Missing LogbookSidequest1 Icon.png The Missing Logbook (Level 58)
071221.png58The Pick of the BunchSidequest1 Icon.png The Pick of the Bunch (Level 58)
071221.png58The Vangob JobSidequest1 Icon.png The Vangob Job (Level 58)
071221.png58Uncoordinated DefenseSidequest1 Icon.png Uncoordinated Defense (Level 58)
071341.png58Ebb and AetherflowFeaturequest1 Icon.png Ebb and Aetherflow (Level 58)

  • Slowfix has the look of a goblin who is about to ask a favor.
  • Though you have already fulfilled your part of the bargain in eliminating the golems, Slowfix begs you to oblige him one more favor: rescue his friend who has ventured into Illuminati-held territory. Make your way to the Makers' Quarter and find the reckless goblin before it is too late.
  • Slowfix's goblin friend is revealed to be none other than Brayflox; no sooner do you locate her than Illuminati forces appear, bent on bloody retribution for their stolen cheese recipe. Together with Alphinaud and Y'shtola, you succeed in putting the enemy to rout, and Brayflox resumes scavenging for junk without skipping a beat.
  • Whatever the feud between Brayflox and the Illuminati was about, the end result is that you have fulfilled Slowfix's request. Return to Idyllshire and report your success to the goblin.
  • Slowfix thanks you profusely for rescuing Brayflox. Her antics, it would seem, are considered offbeat even by goblin standards.

Of all the luck, one of my golems was not receptive to the password, and tried to pummel me bloody. Thankfully, I managed to dance clear of its fists and strike it down.
I'm pleased to report that my golems obediently crumbled at my command.
Pssshkohhh... Uplanders helped gobbieflock, earned right to be citizens of Idyllshire. But Slowfix must ask another favor.
...Another favor, you say?

Short time ago, dear friend of Slowfix ventured into Illuminati territory.

Illuminati are nasty goblins, show no mercy even towards gobbiekin. Slowfix fears for friend's life. Please find friend before Illuminati do.
I am suddenly taken by a sense of foreboding.
Be that as it may, we cannot turn a blind eye. Let us make haste and find Slowfix's friend.
Quest Accepted
Illuminati are nasty goblins, show no mercy even towards gobbiekin. Slowfix fears for friend's life. Please find friend before Illuminati do.
Player7 Icon.png Cutscene start.
Pshhh... Shkohhh... Goodly uplander! Long time no eyecatch! What is bringing uplander here?
<gasp> Does uplander have lustyeyes for junk of Brayflox? Uplander must not be touching junk of Brayflox! Brayflox is finding junk first!
I knew I recognized that voice... Greetings, Brayflox. It has been a while.
Forgive us for interrupting your work, but Captain Wheiskaet gave me to understand that you are marked by the Illuminati. This happens to be Illuminati-held territory. Is it wise to be here?
Pshhhawww! Brayflox eat Illuminati for sunupses!
Pshhhkohhh... Who eats who for sunupses?
Brayflox Alltalks! Unwise you are to come here after dirty-taking secret knowings of cheesemake from Illuminati!
Brayflox did no unright! Cheese recipe is gobbie birthright!
Save tongueflaps for trading in deathpit!
Pray to gobfathers, for punishment is neartimes!
It appears we have no choice...
Duty Commenced
Pssshkoh! Brayflox showy-do Illuminati gobbie trick or two!
To deathpit with you!
Whatever this is about, Brayflox needs our help!
Tremble before might of Illuminati!
Whence came all these bombs!?
Spill bladder not over unstrong firebooms of Illuminati!
M-More lentfists!?
Yet more of them! At this rate...
Now seems as good a time as any...

--- I shall invoke a spell!

Pray keep the enemy at bay!

Undying earth...

Nourishing water...

Ride ye wind...

and become as light!

Aether, to me! is done...
Amazing... How did you learn such a potent spell?
Huzzah! Uplander is Brayflox's ironfist!
Shkoh... Brayflox is remembering busydeal...
My strength is spent...
I was...unready…
Duty Complete
Psssheehee! Illuminati no match for furious gobfists of Brayflox!
More junk is awaiting Brayflox muchly! Brayflox is taking leave of uplanders!
Player7 Icon.png Cutscene end.
So that was the famous Brayflox... I have newfound respect for the Company of Heroes. That a motley crew such as theirs could achieve the feats they did bespeaks unwavering solidarity.
Being embroiled in a cheese war was the last thing I expected coming to Sharlayan. At any rate, we have fulfilled Slowfix's request. Let us return with the good tidings and be on our way.
I had known that Y'shtola was capable, but to invoke such potent magicks so effortlessly... I must needs redouble my efforts if I am to approach her level of mastery.
One does not simply “drift” in the Lifestream; it is a constant struggle to hold on to your very essence. The experience has hardened me in ways I can ill explain.

Uplanders are back! Did uplanders find friend of Slowfix?

Pshkohhh... Time has not cured recklessness of Brayflox. Without help from uplanders, Brayflox would now be dead gobbie. Slowfix owes uplanders debt of gratitude!

Slowfix and Brayflox are joined by unseverable gobbiebond. If Slowfix had known that uplanders are friends of Brayflox, Slowfix would have welcomed uplanders to gobbieflock at first meeting!
Quest Complete
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