Hah, ready to churn it up? I named this event myself─named all of 'em, but the other two got shot down by other chaperones. But this one was a winner! I call it “The Cannon–do Spirit”!
Demon slaying's always a crowd pleaser, but parents of little ones can be a mite touchy about the hacking and slashing. What I figured is, you need to keep it dry.
So we decided to use cannons instead. More civilized-like and crispy, was my way of thinking. That's why I sit in the big chair, I fancy. Family friendly, that's what I am.
Since when does the Adventurers' Guild have cannons? Weeell, I never could resist something complimentary, and the Maelstrom was─what do you call it?─decommissioning a few. They're safe enough. You've seen their like along the parapets of Aleport.
Since when does the Adventurers' Guild have cannons? Weeell, I never could resist something complimentary, and the Maelstrom was─what do you call it?─decommissioning a few. They're safe enough, this being an exhibition event and all.
The action's down in the Salt Strand, in lower La Noscea. The chaperone in charge is─hang my tongue, I'm ever muddling up Plainsfolk names─Mayaru Moyaru. He'll show you the ropes!