<gulp> Phew... That's a relief. Finally, I can teach you how to bring color into your life. Listen well.
There are handy items called colorants which allow folk to dye their outfits a veritable rainbow of colors. These colorants are so simple to use, adventurers have no excuse to be fashion-unconscious.
Lest you worry that dyeing will affect your garment's precious properties, you may rest assured it will not. The practicality you adventurers love so much will not suffer for the change in appearance─a change for the better!
It should also gladden you to know that garments can be dyed repeatedly, so there is no fear of getting locked into one color. The garish pink that seemed like such a wonderful idea after a dozen glasses of red can be undone!
And that is all you need to know about dyeing gear. Now, what are you waiting for? Get out there and bring some color into your life!