This horn of carved...horn emits a tone to which your albino karakul is well attuned.

A small and slender horn that, when blown, will bring your antelope doe springing to your side.

The greatest adventure ever born.

Use item to acquire the baby brachiosaur minion.

An illustrated manual detailing how to best conceal Eastern foodstuffs about one's person in the likely event the hors d'oeuvres on offer are insufficient to sate one's hunger. Use to learn the /riceball emote.

An illustrated manual of how to speak powerfully and persuasively, drawing upon techniques employed by the finest orators in history. Use to learn the /insist emote.

An illustrated manual of how and when to employ books in a social setting so as to appear well-read to those around you. Use to learn the /read emote.

An illustrated manual detailing how to operate the quaint device known as a “broom” in event of dire circumstances involving the absence of one's servants. Use to learn the /broom emote.

An illustrated not-quite-instruction manual that is nevertheless instructive in warding off potential dance partners─and looking good doing so. Use to learn the /lean emote.

An illustrated manual of congratulatory gestures best avoided in polite company. Use to learn the /highfive emote.

An illustrated manual providing instruction in the eating of bread, a deceptively nuanced act that philosophers have likened to a good marriage. Use to learn the /bread emote.

This whistle emits a shrill tone that is said to summon a big shell, and presumably some sort of creature inside said shell.

Creates not only a small, portable circle of shade, but exudes a calming influence. Somehow. Use to acquire a calming checkered parasol.

With three wet little noses and three sets of adorable staring eyes, what's not to love? Aside from all of the teeth, obviously.

Use item to acquire the Cerberpup minion.

There is something about a white background covered in many, many straight red lines that creates a cheerful atmosphere, though scholars have yet to determine exactly why. Use to acquire a cheerful checkered parasol.

Sun-dried squid not included.

Use item to acquire the dress-up Estinien minion.

An uncommon (★★) card used in the game Triple Triad.

Music roll for Fealty. Use to add to your orchestrion list.

Music roll for Freefall. Use to add to your orchestrion list.

Music roll for Hearthward. Use to add to your orchestrion list.

She loves you more than life itself. She's had to.

Use item to acquire the hunting hawk minion.

Music roll for Jewel. Use to add to your orchestrion list.

An uncommon (★★) card used in the game Triple Triad.

Chocobo barding designed to pair well with machinist's garb.

This imposing horn emits a primordial tone that summons forth your megalotragus, a herbivore so intimidating it puts carnivores to shame.

Aids in the purging of sickness. Or not.

Use item to acquire the miniature white knight minion.

The realm's premier publication on beauty and fashion, this limited edition of Modern Aesthetics covers, in detail, trimming and coiffing techniques for an attractively asymmetrical look that's a cut above the ordinary.

Use to unlock a new hairstyle at the aesthetician.

The realm's premier publication on beauty and fashion, this specific copy of Modern Aesthetics covers, in detail, techniques on styling oneself to resemble the hero of the world's oldest fable.

Use to unlock a new hairstyle at the aesthetician.

The realm's premier publication on beauty and fashion, this limited edition of Modern Aesthetics covers, in detail, shaping and feathering techniques for imitating the unique look of an Ishgardian saint of eld.

Use to unlock a new hairstyle at the aesthetician.

Music roll for Order Yet Undeciphered. Use to add to your orchestrion list.

The eyes of a newborn paissa are said to see only the truth. The truth and food.

Use item to acquire the paissa brat minion.

Music roll for Paradise Found. Use to add to your orchestrion list.

The perfect accessory to protect you from the summer sun, spring showers, and birds seeking to relieve themselves. Use to acquire a parasol.

It could be argued that any parasol could be made to appear pastoral if set against a suitably bucolic background. Use to acquire a pastoral dot parasol.

Unfortunately does not emit rainbows from any of its orifices.

Use item to acquire the pegasus colt minion.

A small opaline ocarina that, when played, emits a rainbow of sound that summons forth a pegasus.

Music roll for Safety in Numbers. Use to add to your orchestrion list.

The perfect accessory to protect you from the summer sun, spring showers, and birds seeking to relieve themselves. Use to acquire a sky blue parasol.

Music roll for Skyrise. Use to add to your orchestrion list.

Music roll for Stone and Steel. Use to add to your orchestrion list.

Music roll for The Heavens’ Ward. Use to add to your orchestrion list.

Music roll for The Mendicant's Relish. Use to add to your orchestrion list.

A horn that emits a primal sound that summons forth your hulking ufiti.

Music roll for What Is Love?. Use to add to your orchestrion list.