Greetings, friend. I am Petyr Winsome, reporter for the Harbor Herald. Could you spare a moment to aid me with an article I hope to pen? It is nothing scandalous or unseemly, I assure you. I simply wish to interview an adventurer about her firsthand experiences dealing with the recent and inexpicable profusion of monstrous wildlife beyond the city gates. I am especially curious about the spawning megalocrabs out at Three-malm Bend, and a particularly ravenous dodo dubbed Gertrude running rampant at Quarterstone. Should you encounter any of these creatures, I would greatly appreciate aught you might share with me! ...And though I doubt not your integrity, would you mind returning with some physical evidence of your efforts? I have a reputation as a seeker of truth to maintain, you understand!
You travel to Middle or Western La Noscea to seek proof.
A delight to speak with you again, adventurer. So, tell me: have you discovered aught to share with the Harbor Herald 's readership? Any tales to mesmerize--and inform, of course--the masses? Hm?
You turn in an Otherworldly Parcel.
A lady warrior, you say? And she left behind this parcel? Allow me to confirm the facts. A puissant and powerful woman in exotic raiment appears, introducing herself as "Lightning." And after the battle is won, she vanishes like a bolt of the very stuff for which she was named. Finally, left in her blinding wake, you find what can be described as naught else but an "otherworldly" package. Incredible! I say we peel back the wrapping and have a peek at what's inside! ...I have never before seen such craftsmanship. I imagine even the famed artisans of Gridania would struggle to reproduce this degree of quality. A mysterious knight of unknown origin wielding a weapon of equally enigmatic design. Yes, this shall become a most interesting article indeed. Your contribution has been invaluable! With your profession in mind, I believe the contents of this parcel are best left in your hands. After all, I have need of no other accoutrements but my mighty quill!