The match is almost upon us, boys, so make sure ye know the chants by heart! And don't let me catch either of ye sober when the match starts—this is a godsdamned fight, not a bleedin' service at the Ossuary!
Pay me no good mind, good madam. I am but another adoring fan of Franz the Fair—like you, I presume. I would certainly never engage in untoward activities in the pursuit of my hobbies.
What to get for the man who has everything... Oh, is that a Franz the Fair flyer in your hand? I must have it!