Hmph! Can't those two find an inn or something? If I have to watch them cuddle and coo for even a moment longer, I'm likely to lose my mind!
At least I can comfort myself in knowing that it won't be long before the flames of their precious romance gutter, and their sweet nothings turn to grousings and grumblings, invectives, and the inevitable death threats. Just like...er, a friend of mine.
...Not a particularly close friend, mind you. More like an acquaintance...of an acquaintance. A stranger, really. I can't even recall the poor girl's name, but she was far too good for that muscle-bound goobbue's arse!