Oh dear, dear, dear. This will never do! My sense of aesthetics simply won't allow it! How can you go out dressed like that?

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My dear, if only you'd spare a thought for style and coordination! I hope your garb holds up during a scuffle, because there's little else going for it!

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That's it! I've made up my mind. From this day forth, I'll take it upon myself to save you from any more fashion disasters.

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Let me see... So much that needs to be addressed─where to even begin? Be a dear and get me a drink. I'm feeling rather parched, and this is a matter best discussed over a glass of something cold.

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Just go to the Pissed Peiste and ask Folclind. I'll have some blood orange juice. And tell her to make sure there's no pulp in it. Now, off you go!

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Oh my, was it too much to ask? It's just over there, dear─I'm sure you can manage.

Oh, Swyrgeim sent you, did she? That woman─I've never known anyone so lazy! Would it kill her to come and get it herself?

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Here you are. You shouldn't let her push you around, you know. Give her an ilm and she'll take a malm.

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I tell you, that stuff doesn't come cheap. The owner would have to up my pay before I can afford luxuries like that!

So, how's that drink coming along?

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Oh! Delicious! Nothing better on a hot day! Some say I have expensive tastes, but life's too short to settle for second best. Of course, this extends to my choice of wardrobe, too.

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Now that I'm feeling refreshed, shall we get started? Do you know, dear, you'd look a lot less drab if you knew how to apply “glamours”!

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"What's a glamour?“ you ask? Well, they use a glamour prism as a catalyst to project the image of one item onto another. It's just an illusion, mind, but very convincing!

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This means the original object stays essentially the same. It just takes on a new appearance, that's all.

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Remember, if you fancy a change, you don't have to stick with the same glamour. Just apply another one on top, or use a glamour dispeller to return the object to normal.

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Why sacrifice style for such humdrum trifles as “durability” or “protection from bodily harm”? Limitless possibilities for self-expression are just a couple of glamours away!

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Go ahead, give it a try! And do make it quick, dear, for my sake. I'm finding your uninspired attire more and more offensive with each passing moment.