A Brewing Reputation


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The Last Dregs' performance is currently satisfactory, but analysis indicates that a focus on spreading awareness of the café's presence would yield even greater results.

Therefore, you are requested to make use of your vocal aperture to engage in persuasive conversation with other life-forms and secure their patronage.


Commencing Operation: Propagandize Plebeians. Two likely locations of patron encounter have been marked on your map. Venture forth and return victorious.
Tribal Quest Accepted

Through what pains you meat bags go to prepare and masticate your meals into piles of meaningless mush. Perhaps your corporeal forms derive pleasure from such a horrific process, but I must admit a failure to comprehend the appeal.
We Ea find the occasional diversion in minute fluctuations of aether, yes. But to gather in a primitive circle of equally barbaric life-forms for an empty exchange of ritual... What a dreadful waste of time.

The Last Dregs? Yes I know it well! Several of my non-corporeal comrades have already gone to visit, eager to participate in gustatory experimentation. Truth be told, I have been considering making the journey myself, and this was just the push I needed!
To reacquaint oneself with a sense long forgotten...now that is truly an experience to imbue life with meaning! I quiver with anticipation to see what the future has in store for me and mine.

...Dost thou speak to me, little one? Pray be silent, for I cannot abide the chatter of diminutive creatures.
Thou sayest this “café” is bustling with your like? The mere thought of the cacophony makest the bile rise in my throat...

I have heard much of this “café.” The whispers that carry across the rift speak of hope incarnate and the lost memory of our Dragonstar reborn.
How I long to see her peaks... Perhaps these wings may yet bear me over that distance...

<whirr> To further current objectives, all Omicrons have been informed that the Last Dregs is open for patronage.
Several units have already been deployed to lend aid to operations. Is your current request in regards to waitstaff or patron insufficiencies? <whirr> Retracting previous query in interest of efficiency. This unit will offer its services as needed to simulate the appearance of a successful small business.

<whirr> The Last Dregs' reputation grows. Of particular note is the popularity of a drink said to increase Omicron computational capabilities.
This wondrous beverage is highly regarded in Base Omicron and this unit would like to experience the sensation of enhanced functionality for itself. <whirr> Setting destination for the Last Dregs. Reason for travel: recreation and personal improvement.

Propagandize Plebeians underway. Requesting detailed report of mission objectives.

Success rate unsatisfactory. Persuasion must continue until custom improves.

Success rate mediocre. However, analysis indicates growing interest in the Last Dregs. Allied life-form Forename's strategic and charismatic capabilities evaluated as “minimally competent.”

Success rate surpasses projected results. Converted clientele reliably patronize the Last Dregs and clamor enthusiastically for fluid intake. Café status officially designated as “trending.”

This mission will never cease, so long as life-forms remain who have yet to hear the name “The Last Dregs.” May this stipend meet your biological needs until your services are requested again.
Tribal Quest Completed