Are You Being Served

«The Lawless Ones
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Ahhh! A mortal! It's a mortal! Please give me your patronage! Please, please, please!

You won't regret it, I swear! Just tell me what your troubles are, and I will solve them! Yes, make them disappear!


What!? You don't have any troubles!? Gah, what am I to do!? I can't afford to let this opportunity slip by!


Please help me, I beg you! Go and ask the others what I must do to win your patronage!


I can't afford to let this opportunity slip by! Please, go and ask the others what I must do to win your patronage!
They wish to know how they might win your patronage? If you yourself do not know, there is little and less chance that someone else would.
They wish to know how they might win your patronage? If you yourself do not know, there is little and less chance that someone else would.
Well, never have I heard of such a naive Nu Mou! All know that patronage cannot be forced. Nay, it must come about naturally, arise out of necessity.
Well, never have I heard of such a naive Nu Mou! All know that patronage cannot be forced. Nay, it must come about naturally, arise out of necessity.
Our friend is being too hasty. It's well and good to desire honor, but one mustn't obsess over it. Tell them they could stand to relax a little.
Our friend is being too hasty. It's well and good to desire honor, but one mustn't obsess over it. Tell them they could stand to relax a little.
Did you learn how I might win your patronage? Oh, please tell me you did!

Is...is that what they said? Perhaps they're right. Perhaps I've been too obsessed with honor and I need to relax. And I know the perfect way to do that!


I need an echevore! Please, go and catch one for me!


Spirited as the creature is, it's like to put up a fight. You must weaken it first before slipping this sack over it!


Please, catch an echevore for me! Remember, you must weaken it first and then slip the sack over it!


Ah, the mortal returns...and with the echevore, I hope!?


Oooh, such a lusty specimen! I shall enjoy sucking on its tail for that sweet, sweet nectar taste! There's no better way to relax, let me tell you!


But wait... By bringing this to me, you've done me a service. And by giving you a fitting payment, it becomes─<gasp>─an honorable task! I might not have performed the task, but I was party to it! And near enough is good enough! Ahahaha!