Battle of the Bottom-feeders

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Riddle me, puzzle me, answer me this, adventurer: what is the difference between six-thirty-nine and seven-eighty-nine? Fifteen tens, and no more. No, no, not a one more.

Yet the 639th thumb their nostrils at us like we are lesser kobolds─inferior, lower, lesser. Bo Zu will not stand for this, and neither will you. No, no, neither will you!


You must give the 639th's blustering boss a good pounding─a hammering, a battering, a pounding. You will find him around Iron Lake, though you may have to beat up a few of his men to draw his attention. Yes, yes, that is the way.


The good-for-nothing 639th thumb their noses at us like we are lesser kobolds─inferior, lower, lesser. Bo Zu will not stand for this, and neither will you. No, no, neither will you!
You must give the 639th's blustering boss a good pounding─a hammering, a battering, a pounding. You will find him around Iron Lake, though you may have to beat up a few of his men to draw his attention. Yes, yes, that is the way.

Smashing, bashing, dashing work! Now those cretins know that fifteen tens make no matter. No, no, what matters is how strong an adventurer you know.


Just watching you makes me feel strong─sturdy, stout, strong─strong enough to pummel that puffed–up taskmaster myself! But I will let you do it. Yes, yes, it hurts much less that way.
A burly kobold swaggers to the scene!
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You'll answer for this, overdweller. Yes, yes, you'll pay!