Belles of the Ball

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That Zo Ga is at it again! Upgrading the prototype furnace I heard, yes, upgrading─tweaking, improving, upgrading. A nice day I was having, a warm worm of a day it was, and now it's gone sour─tart, curdled, sour!

Oh, this is absolutely intolerable, unbearable to the honor of Bo Gu and his comrades. Zo Ga boasts he has forgotten more about efficiency than other orders remember, yes, yes! The braggart admits he is senile─past it, gaga, senile!


Doddering Zo Ga's advantage is most unfair─unjust, unmerited, unfair! The adventurer must correct this rank inequity in the most expedient way, by blowing the 13th's alchemy wain sky-high!


Such a course is expedient and wise, for a certain someone cannot go long without a good kabloom, no, no. The adventurer will seek the help of 789th Order Acolyte Ba Go, Ba Go will assist and sate his appetite for destruction, yes, yes.
789th Order Acolyte Ba Go will help, Ba Go enjoys blowing things sky-high, yes, yes. Perhaps too much─excessive, inordinate, too much...but the adventurer will make no mention of this, no, no!
Bo Gu sent you, yes? Bo Gu is afraid Ba Go will have one of his little spells soon. An alchemy wain, you say? Which beauties will dance in that ball, Ba Go wonders─muses, mulls, wonders. Aha! The smart bombs, the advanced smart bombs! Haha! Heeheahhahaha!

Three bright coals to mark the wain, make a handsome prince of the unlovely drudge. Ba Go's little beauties will rush to him, plant on him their fiery kisses─frenzied, ardent, fiery. Haha! Heeheahhahaha!


You'll check the embers afterwards, though the beauties will be angry─fuming, seething, angry. A bomb core you must retrieve─Ba Go will not have his beauties seen in dishabille, no, no.


You want to get into the 13th Order workshop, sneak in without cutting and flaying? Ga Zi will let you in, yes, yes. He has his reasons, does Ga Zi. Haha! Heeheahha!
Take the smart bombs to the ball, yes, yes. Only one dance though, then you must go among the embers and bring home a bomb core. She will pout, for too long has she stayed home, but you know what to do with wayward beauties...haha!

Did my beauties enjoy the ball? Did the prince dance with them? Did he burn─blackening, twisting? I smell screams. Heeheahhahaha!


Look at her, a babe in arms again. Ba Go will take good care of his beauty, nurse and bathe and feed her he will. Make new beauty of her─fresh, terrible, new!


Good of you to escort my beauty home, yes, yes. You are wanted by Craftsman Bo Gu, your report he will want to hear. Much kaboom there was. Heeheahhaha!
Just deserts, deserved and delivered! May Zo Ga singe his arse on what's left of the wain, yes, yes!
The adventurer is a friend to the 789th, the right kind of diligence and disregard for others' property has he. Together we shall go far─the distance, all the way, far. This I must think deeply on, yes, yes.
You sense a hostile presence!
The embers are suddenly alive with danger!
This is Zo Ga's workshop, you ain't Zo Ga, no, no. So it follows, someone who ain't Zo Ga's got no business here!
Here now, where did you come from anyway? Seems to me this is an inside job─black treachery, dissension in the ranks, an inside job!
Intruder, yes, yes! None who breach the 13th Order Dig shall live to tell, no, no!
Balloon
Our alchemy wain! You'll die for this─drop, croak, die!
Ghllllllgggh!
The enemy is still about!
Yunz want to muck up the 13th's workshop? Can hardly say no, seeing as how I's done my share of gumming up the works there. Go on through, yunz got to do what yunz got to do, uh-huh, uh-huh.