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Everything You Know Is Wrong

«We Can Rebuild Her

Crime and Punishment»

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Come, enjoy our traditional festivities! I'm certain you'll find them a far sight better than what those Tholls get up to.
Look at everyone relaxing. Fools. Don't they remember the Great Carnival Catastrophe!? Tholls in disguise infiltrated the dance troupe, and...
Have you tried the drinks? Try'em! ...Try'em or get the boot.
The carnival is a great time to relax with a few dozen mugs of ale...and no one spills secrets like a drunk dwarf. I'll know the secret of those tunnels in no time, mark my words!
Could go for the perfect crime, or just do the ol' "seeing triple" act... Choices, choice-- Oh. Didn't see you there.
Oh, I simply love all of the decorations this year. Not bad for a little village like ours, wouldn't you say?
Enjoy the festival, outsider. Just don't do anything I wouldn't do, or I'll feed you to the knockers.
...What wouldn't I do? Well, that's for me to know, and you to find out, ain't it?
Hmm... Was this meat grease, or machine grease? Oh well! <slurp>
Lali-ho! So, who are you s'posed to be? Some kind of traveler? Well, at least you ain't a Tholl...
Do I want the iguana steak or the gulgnu ears... Wait, why choose?
It's fine to join the carnival even if you ain't got a beard. Undignified, but fine.
...Restore...the... What was I saying...?
I hope that the part replacement won't result in memory loss. We have too many unanswered questions.
Repair process complete.
Mwahahaha! Sweet success!
Let's not waste any more time about it─2P, do you remember what happened?
I... I was damaged in combat, and you brought me here.
And then you wildly inconvenienced us by dying on the table, yes.
Fortunately for you, we were clever enough to pick up Pod here! And by the fact that we're having this conversation, I assume it's succeeded in repairing the damage.
I see... Did you locate the key as I instructed?
Hmph. Despite how little information we had to go on, we did.

It's fully operational, as far as we can tell, so...can you use it?

Wha─ An earthquake!? Everyone, outside! Now!
The mountain! What happened to the mountain!?
This isn't─
Anogg, look!
2P, no! There are too many!
Worried for me? Don't be.
What is the meaning of this!?
It means that your assistance is no longer necessary.
Have it your way, then. See this world to its end.
I know I worried, but... I thought she was our friend!
And who are you?
What will you say?
You first. Is your dress about to turn white? Because if so...
I am a YoRHa No.2 Type B unit─but you may call me 2B. I'm here to destroy the androids in white.
We can discuss this later. Right now, we've got to stop 2P!
We've made a fine mess of things, to be sure. But it's hardly the first time. Nothing for it but to fix it.
What have I done...
Careful. They may intend for us to follow.
Alert: Massive energy signature detected.
All clear. For now.
2P and 2B are identical. How did they come to be on different sides?
I was wrong. So, so wrong! I made you go along with my decisions... I put everyone in danger...
I'm the one who let the conflict spread this far. Blaming yourselves is unnecessary.
Forgive me, but you seem so similar to 2P, and we still don't really understand either of you. Are you truly our ally?
I can't be certain. All I know is that I was damaged in a battle with the machine lifeforms, and then I was here.
Your world is very...different from where I was. I don't know my coordinates, and I can't contact Command─I just followed the explosions.
Let's approach this from a different angle, then. What are the machine lifeforms, and why were you fighting them?
The machine lifeforms are weapons created by aliens from beyond the stars. As part of YoRHa, my mission is to reclaim the planet from these invaders.
Alien...invaders...? Never mind. What about 2P? As an android, does she not belong to this “YoRHa” as well?
No. She is a copy, built by the machine lifeforms─probably to fight YoRHa specifically.
We also retrieved another android─a boy.
If he's still with you, I would like to see him.
Very well. Can't make things any worse.
To think he was on our side after all...
Accessing data for YoRHa Type-B unit... Overwrite previous owner ID?
We hid him where 2P wouldn't know to look. Follow me.
He's been out of operation since we brought him here.

My duty is to annihilate the machine lifeforms. For that, I require the assistance of 9S.

We must revive him.
Fortunately, we have some experience with this sort of thing. What do you say, Anogg?
I don't... I...
Er, I'm certain everyone could use a rest before we proceed. A lot has happened, and we should take time to think things through.