Teetsh aren't my shole passhion, I'll have you know. Lately I've taken to collecting more of shese cardsh I picked up when I lasht went ashore. I'm told they can be used to play a game? Will you teach me?
Hmm? Cardsh? No, no, I've no time for that right now. I'm bushy taking shtock of my precioush teetsh collection-which is shtill short a shet of finlessh ones, by the way. Are you sure you can't spare a few? No? Hmph.
On NPC Win:
What? I won!? Hahaha! Thish is almost as fun as pulling teetsh! Not quite, but almosht! Let ush play again!
On Player Win:
So I losht huh? Shtill, I feel as though I am beginning to grashp the bashic shtrategies. Next time, victory will be mine!
Shomehow this draw is more disshatisfying than a loss. Perhapsh it is the lack of resolution? I say, we should play again! For teetsh, this time!