Gah hah hah! So, ye want to hear the tale of how the Company of Heroes bested a primal, do ye?
Let me guess: ye mean that bastard Tidus, aye?
Oh, if only ye'd been there to see it!
'Twas a mighty struggle, like the legends of old!
Me an' the boys fought him for three days an' nights, we did!
The ground trembled with every step Tidus took, an' when he hit ye, boy, it felt like a cannonball to the gut. Uggghhh! Just like that!
Oi, what's that look for? I'm a godsdamned hero, I'll have you know! The people 'round here sing me praises! Don't tell me ye only care about learnin' the secret tactics we used to beat ol' Tidus...
Hmph! Well, too bad, 'cause now I'm not feelin' charitable. If yer so damn desperate, then why don't ye do me a favor an' kill those rats that've made a nest by the windmill just south of here? Aye, do that, then we'll talk!