Why, our foundations have flourished into something quite spectacular! It's all thanks to your unflagging leadership. And mammets, of course. Leadership never laid a brick in its life.
But I think I speak for all of us when I say that we are truly grateful to be here instead of standing abandoned in a broom cupboard or being repurposed into birdhouses. We enjoy earning our keep.
And speaking of earning one's keep—or lack thereof, in this case—the curious courier wants to speak with you regarding an urgent message. A message so urgent, in fact, that it will do naught to convey it unless
you initiate the conversation.