Hah! I see you have no fear of hard work.
That is well. Consider your request to join the guild approved.
But if you ever give me aught less than your best, you will be out the door before you realize my boot has connected with your backside. Are we clear on that?
Good. Now that we understand each other, let us begin with the basics. What is your name?
Forename? Very well, Forename, this tool is called a doming hammer. Here, grip it firmly, note its weight.
Let me know when you feel comfortable with it in your hand─I'll tell you if you're holding it properly.