Failure to Lunch

Sidequest1 Icon.png Lv. 12   Failure to Lunch
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XP Gil
Expicon.png2,625 Gil Icon.png196
Informationicon.png Description
Poor Wafufu's food cart is light a few lunches, and she needs help locating the lost meals.
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Issuing NPC: Wafufu
Lower La Noscea -The Gods' Grip -Moraby Drydocks (25-33)
Type: Sidequest
Unlocks: Nailed ItSidequest1 Icon.png
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Required Items
Packed Lunch Icon.png
NPCs Involved: LyngstyrmMaetimynd
Items Involved: Packed Lunch
NPC Locations
Wafufu in Lower La Noscea (x:26, y:33.9)
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Lyngstyrm in Lower La Noscea (x:28.2, y:34.4)
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Maetimynd in Lower La Noscea (x:25.5, y:33.8)
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Wafufu in Lower La Noscea (x:26, y:33.9)
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  • Search the Moraby Drydocks for four missing lunches.
  • You have located all four lunches. Now hurry them back to Wafufu before foreman Ahtbyrm does something drastic!
  • Your efforts have spared Wafufu a terrible fate...that in all likelihood would have never befallen her anyway (but don't tell her that).
At Wafufu

Wafufu: Oh, woe is me! I seem to have gone and misplaced four of my packed lunches. Whatever am I to do? I can hear Ahtbyrm's belly grumble from all the way over here!

Wafufu: I'm certain I made enough for everyone, so it must be that I either dropped a few, or gave some to the wrong fellows. Oh, did you hear that? It was Ahtbyrm's belly again. He does not look at all pleased, does he?

Wafufu: I must stay with my cart, but if you could search the Drydocks and see if you cannot find those lunches, I would be eternally grateful. I might even whip together something special for y─ Ah! Did you see that? Ahtbyrm just gave me the evil eye. If those lunches don't turn up soon, I'm afraid he'll come over here and eat me!

Wafufu: I'm sorry, dearie, but these lunches are for the shipwrights. Naldiq & Vymelli's hired me to make sure their lads and lasses are fed, and fed well.

Wafufu: The last thing you need is a hungry crafter fainting at the top of a mast and making a mess of the deck!

At Maetimynd

Maetimynd: Wafufu be needin' one o' her lunches back, ye say?

Maetimynd: And here I was beginnin' to think the lass had eyes fer me. Not that she's me type, mind ye. I like me women a few hands taller...and a few ponzes heavier...and a few shades bluer, if ye catch me drift.

Maetimynd: I wouldn't have minded the extra meal, though. A man can work up quite a cravin' when he's been poundin', stretchin', and shapin' sheets of iron all day.

Maetimynd: Don't look like much right now, but when I'm done poundin', stretchin', and shapin', these sheets of iron'll fit snug to the hull o' the ship. Just like a shinin' suit of armor.

At Lyngstyrm

Lyngstyrm: <sigh> Don't tell me. You came to collect my lunch. I can see it in them accusing eyes of yours.

Lyngstyrm: Sure, I knew right well that none of these lunches was meant for me, what with today being my day off and all. But I never thought little Wafufu would miss just one.

Lyngstyrm: If I give back the lunch, would you promise me you'll not mention that it was I who took it? I don't want the lass to think I was trying to swindle her...though that's sort of what I was trying to do... But she doesn't have to know that now, does she? Right then! Carry on!

Lyngstyrm: Look at that handsome wench. From here you can see her whole body, admire the perfection of her curves.

Lyngstyrm: It'll be a glorious day indeed when we finally slip her into the water. Eh? I'm talking about the Victory, you gutter-dwellin' landlubber!

At Wafufu

Wafufu: Please tell me you found the lunches. I swear Ahtbyrm has shifted several paces closer since you departed!

Wafufu: One, two, three...four! You did it! You found all the missing lunches!

Wafufu: Now, perhaps, I can rest in peace, knowing that Ahtbyrm won't be indulging in his cannibalistic fantasies...

Wafufu: least for today.

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