Zero Tolerance Teahouse

Sidequest1 Icon.png Lv. 61   Zero Tolerance Teahouse
Rewardsicon.png Rewards
XP Gil
Expicon.png87,750 Gil Icon.png622
Informationicon.png Description
A teahouse serving girl of Kugane is at her wit's end due to the incessant repetitions of an ebrious citizen.
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Issuing NPC: Teahouse Serving Girl
Kugane -Pier 2 -Tenkonto (11-10)
Type: Sidequest
Unlocks: By the Grace of Lord LoloritoMainquest1 Icon.png
Quest: Mainquest1 Icon.pngBy the Grace of Lord Lolorito
Required Items
Cold Well Water Icon.png
NPCs Involved: Fabulously Foxed FellowTeahouse Hireling
Items Involved: Cold Well Water
NPC Locations
Teahouse Serving Girl in Kugane at (11.3-10.2)
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Fabulously Foxed Fellow in Kugane at (11.3-10.2)
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Teahouse Hireling in Kugane at (9.6-10.3)
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Sidequest4 Icon.png Teahouse Serving Girl in Kugane at (11.3-10.2)
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Teahouse Serving Girl: Enough! I can't stand it anymore. How many times are you going to recant the same old tired tale!?

Fabulously Foxed Fellow: Shut your mouth and open your earsh, you little bint! Thish shtatue is Zuiko of Clan Buhen─the greatesht warlord Hingashi has ever sheen! The founder of Suenokuni!

Fabulously Foxed Fellow: Let's shee... How many yearsh ago were it that he <burp> were Lord of Suenokuni...

Teahouse Serving Girl: Excuse me there, milady. Would you please do something to cool off this hotheaded drunkard?

Teahouse Serving Girl: I've just now sent a teahouse hireling to fetch some water from the well. If you are able to find her, ask her for a pail of cold well water. I'll do what I can to keep this ale-soaked sod from bothering the other patrons until you return.

Teahouse Hireling: That drunkard is at it again, is he? Well, I've got just the thing for him. Here, take this pail of cold well water and give his head a good dousing. That always seems to do the trick.

Teahouse Serving Girl: Go ahead and dump that pail of cold well water square on that drunken mummer's head!

Fabulously Foxed Fellow: Oh no, I've gone and got good and drunk again, aren't I? I'm sho shorry. It'sh jusht, I were a graveguard for the branch family of a branch family of a branch family of Clan Buhen, I were.

Fabulously Foxed Fellow: My love of the drink got me to where you shee me now. I didn't never mean to bother nobody. I'm shorry. Sho very, very shorry.

Teahouse Serving Girl: Thank you for your trouble, stranger. I hate to admit it, but as prominent and well-to-do an establishment as our Umineko Teahouse is, we do find ourselves a close neighbor to the Hostelry. Drunkards are not as few and far between as we would like.

Teahouse Serving Girl: But that's not to say their lot is all bad. There are many whom the drink drives to be quite generous. Those souls are always willing to part with a pretty gil to buy whatever tea and sweets we recommend.

Teahouse Serving Girl: That is just one of the many reasons why I have come to love this city. I hope you come to grow as fond of it as I have. Good day to you, then!

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