“According to the records of the Resistance, a clan of goblins once came barreling in from the west, and smashed through an imperial checkpoint."
"The Empire's forces soon gave chase, and cornered the beastmen on the shores of Loch Seld. The goblins were slain to a man, but not before one of them hurled a strange device into the loch's waters."
"The surface of the loch was seen to bulge upwards, forming into a watery giant which proceeded to decimate the Garlean soldiers before suddenly draining away once more. Honestly, folk should be more careful with what they choose to throw away...”