While it may look like I'm hiding in here to avoid doing any work, I can assure you that's not the case. I'm simply...resting after a lengthy patrol. Yes, that's it.
I'm tempted to move this table out to make room for more beds. The ones we normally use for sleeping between shifts are taken by the injured, you see.
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You've inspired a lot us to take our duties more seriously. In fact, I'm thinking about volunteering for more patrols. Well, I haven't actually done it yet, but it's the thought that counts, right?