Fatter Cat Bugle
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Seeing as how this pursy pussy can defy the very laws of physics by propelling itself high into the firmament, it is very likely that the creature is either a voidsent using a bloated cat's corpse as its corporeal vessel, or a deceased pet reanimated by one well versed in the necromantic arts. The entire city would be overrun with large-testicled raccoon dogs and flying rainbow cats... |
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Do you find yourself staring at your fat cat and dreaming of something greater? Something...fatter? Well, dream no more! This magnificent beast is so large, so wobbly, that both the earth and the very firmament tremble as it trundles. Whence did it come? Don't worry about it! What's important is that, equipped with a saddle blanket lovingly knitted by an elderly woman who fondly dubbed it "Chubbs," this fantastical feline is ready for adventure as your majestic steed! |
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