Me? I'm a proud dwarf of the Goggs! The name's Gamgg, second daughter of Kagigg, daughter of Xolagg!
It's my job to oversee our supplies of beard oil, and give pointers to them what's having a hard time maintaining their whiskers. Aye, our beards are second only to our honor!
Unlike them limp, wispy mops worn by the Tholls, our whiskers are bushy and shapely and shiny! And they smell good, too!
I admit it isn't easy at the moment, what with all the smoke and ash and rubble, but a few explosions are no reason to relax our standards!
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