You have the air of a man who has seen his share of adventure. If you are interested, I may have the perfect job for you.
Levemete:
I am Merthelin of the Adventurers' Guild. I am tasked with meting out guildleves to those who have proven themselves to guildmaster <Switch(IntegerParameter(1))><Case(1)>Baderon Tenfingers</Case><Case(2)>Mother Miounne</Case><Case(3)>Momodi Modi</Case></Switch>...which you have not.
Levemete:
Make your preparations quickly and proceed with the task at hand. Your clients will be awaiting word of your success.
Levemete:
I am Merthelin of the Adventurers' Guild. I am tasked with meting out guildleves to those with the capacity to face the creatures of Tranquil Paths and return with their lives...which you do not seem to possess.
Levemete:
Your work today is commendable. I shall see you recompensed at once.
Levemete:
Indeed, you have gone above and beyond the call of duty, what with slaying that wanted dastard. Here, the bounty is yours to take.