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Uncoordinated Defense

Sidequest1 Icon.png Lv. 58   Uncoordinated Defense

Journal detail hr1 07.png Acquisition
Tapklix: The Dravanian Hinterlands - The Collectors' Quarter - Bigwest Shortstop (x:21, y:17.8)

Map33 Icon.pngClosest Aetheryte: Idyllshire Aetheryte Plaza

Journal detail hr1 08.png Requirements
071201.png58An Illuminati IncidentMainquest1 Icon.png An Illuminati Incident (Level 58)
071221.png58The Pick of the BunchSidequest1 Icon.png The Pick of the Bunch (Level 58)

Spacer2.png Disciples of War or Magic (Level 58)

Journal detail hr1 03.png Rewards

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Journal detail hr1 04.png Description
Tapklix has lost his patience with the goblins who are supposed to be guarding the settlement.
Journal detail hr1 01.png Objectives
  • Search for the goblin watchguards. 0/3
  • Speak with Tapklix.
  • Report to Slowfix.
Journal detail hr1 02.png Unlocks Quests
071221.png58Administrative DifficultiesSidequest1 Icon.png Administrative Difficulties (Level 58)

Journal detail hr1 07.png NPCs Involved
TapklixWide-eyed WatchguardSlowfix

  • Tapklix has lost his patience with the goblins who are supposed to be guarding the settlement.
  • Tapklix is furious that none of the goblins who are guarding Bigwest Shortstop have returned to the camp. The Illuminati have been spotted dangerously close to the camp, but no guards have regrouped to defend it. Find the guards and tell them to return to Bigwest Shortstop. Their posts are at the Makers' Quarter and the Collectors' Quarter.
  • You find the guards and convince them to return to Bigwest Shortstop. Return there yourself and make sure all of the goblins have made it back safely.
  • Although the guards have all made it back to Bigwest Shortstop successfully, it seems there is a fundamental problem. None of the goblins can agree on the correct procedure for when they should regroup to defend the camp. But the entire patrol force itself is pointless if they are unable to mount an organized defense. For now, Tapklix will lead the goblins in driving off the Illuminati attack, but he asks you to go to Slowfix and advise him of this worrying situation.
  • Slowfix is not surprised to learn that the goblin guards are unable to agree on the correct rules, because Idyllshire has no rules! Idyllshire is intended as a “free nation for free people.” Rules, procedures, and laws─anything that robs the goblins of their rights and freedom─would run counter to this ideal.

Pshhh... Shkohhh... Illuminati draw near, but gobbie watchguards do not return to camp!

Plan is for watchguards to gather and launch backstrike from here if Illuminati approach. But no gobbies gather here at all!

Uplander, please find watchguards and tell them to return! Watchguards should be at Makers' Quarter and Collectors' Quarter.
Quest Accepted

Pshhh... Shkohhh...

Hmmm? Illuminati are near? I must return with fastness to Bigwest Shortstop!
Find watchguards at Makers' Quarter and Collectors' Quarter. Tell them to return here with fastness!

Pshhh... Shkohhh...

Illuminati!? I did not know! Thank you, uplander. I return to camp now.

Pshhh... Shkohhh... Yes. I saw Illuminati. But they were not close to camp. Not really close.

But if Tapklix asks us to return, I have no choice. I return now.

Pshhh... Shkohhh... Uplander! Thank you for finding watchguards!

But watchguards, you are all too slow! Illuminati draw very close, but you not return! Rule is simple: return to Bigwest Shortstop if Illuminati pass boulder!

Pshhh... Shkohhh...

No, no! Rule is: return when Illuminati pass watercross! Not boulder!

Pshhh... Shkohhh...

No, no, no, no! Not boulder. Not watercross. Ruins! Rule is: return when Illuminati pass ruins!

Pshhh... Shkohhh...

Wait! Boulder? Which boulder!? Tapklix, you not tell us which boulder!

Pshhh... Shkohhh... Why you all have different rule!? Patrol is un-useful if you do not report!

Uplander, tell Slowfix about this, please. We will stop Illuminati, but please report problem to Slowfix.

Pshhh... Shkohhh...

Are Illuminati truly near?

Pshhh... Shkohhh...

Strange... Where are Illuminati?

Pshhh... Shkohhh...

What!? There is no sign of Illuminati!

Pshhh... Shkohhh... Uplander! What brings you to Idyllshire?

Ah! But that is expected. Gobbie fightyforce is independent! To have rules would rob gobbies of gods-given liberties!

Free nation for free people should have no rules! This is best. ...No?
Quest Completed
Uplander, we will stop Illuminati, you please tell Slowfix about problem.

Pshhh... Shkohhh...

We need better rules!

Pshhh... Shkohhh...

Is it possible to have too much freedom?

Pshhh... Shkohhh...

All gobbies have different understanding of plan!?
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